HULK SMASHIN' BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready and check out the craziest show on earth! It's our pal the Big Green Behemoth and he's turned up the volume on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your peepers. Those tiny lights are gonna be work overtime faster than a jackrabbit on caffeine. Hold onto your hats 'cause this is one wild ride you won't wanna sleep through.